on Display, WIFE MATERIAL•

Two weeks later and I still couldn't go back to my crib. I moved back to my parents temporarily. Not like it was the best of ideas, but feeling safe was more important than sleeping with my eyes open.
The burglars had left a not, "stay away, we"v got our eyes on you"....if only they'll "jejely" tell me who to stay away from, shebi I for mind myself.
*sigh* uwa diegwu!!!

"You can move here permanently if you wanna..." Mum had suggested, and no I didn't tell her bout the note left else she won't be suggesting, she"ld practically have my stuff moved before I blink.
But I could do with a little pampering, what was there to rush back to anyway?

Kris was excited having me around, she lived few blocks away, so we always saw every evening! Yes every evening I didn't quite look forward to at some point; I cherished her when our visits were spaced. Often, "ll stay back at work (like say I dey do better thing), just so "ld come late enough not to hang out.
Don't get me wrong, Kris is one FABmazing babe, but she'd started asking for more than I was willing to offer.
I cherished my freedom like crazy, so "over" committing now, or anytime soon was somewhat over-rated; make one yeye girl dey use me smoke garri, MBANU!!!
She called me anytime and everytime, "korokoro" stalking, no we didn't always have much to say and even though I was close to complaining, losing her would have had me pissed at myself.

Natasha on the other hand wasn't pushing it anymore. After the landlord had called on the night the burglars "stomped the yard", she had helped me move to mum's, and before I could even heave a sigh of relief, heard her and mum cracking up in the kitchen over lawd knows what.
Warming her way into mum's heart was really sweet, hope say na there e go just stop sha...and thankfully she went back to NYC few days after, so the coast was clear, at least I thought so till last night while "m having dinner mum goes,,,
"That ur Tasha friend is a very good girl o, and nice too..., we spoke earlier today,,, and she's truly a good wife material".
GHEN GHEN GHEN!!!